Monday, August 28, 2006

Tales of Foxy In the Nail Shop ...


NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Hip-hop artist Foxy Brown pleaded guilty in a New York court Monday to assaulting two nail salon stylists over a $20 manicure, but later changed her mind and told the judge she was innocent.
The recording star, whose real name is Inga Marchand, pleaded guilty to assaulting the two women in August 2004 by hitting and kicking them in a dispute over payment for a manicure Brown said she never received.
But Brown, who was wearing dark sunglasses and a designer outfit, returned to the Manhattan Criminal Court room a short time after her case had been heard to tell Judge Melissa Jackson that she wanted to change her plea.
"I'm innocent in this case," the 26-year-old rapper said.

I have simple analysis for this story. Foxy Brown will plead insanity next. This is why. She's going to claim she was in the nailperson's chair when the nailperson asked her a question to which her reply was:

"What did you say ... ... bitch?" as Foxy smacked upside the head because Foxy thought she had heard her say something evil. But, of course, Foxy was wrong.