He Didn't Even Win the SuperBowl, and he's about to ...

Remember this:

"My daughters like to be accessorized. Isabella doesn't like to leave the house without a purse.''-- Jean Strahan, who became the ex-wife of Giants defensive end Michael Strahan last week at a family court in Newark, N.J., commenting on why she needed to spend $27,000 on clothing for her twin daughters, who are not yet two.

She won't have a problem accessorizing or finding clothes for her children anytime soon. A court apparently has granted her a settlement against her ex-husband worth $15.3 million. In case you're wondering, that is more than half of Mike Strahan's net worth and he will soon be trading in his Maybach Coupe, and be driving off in a Hyundai.

That said, he will likely continue his off-season spots on The Best Damn Sports Show, and also continue chasing quarterbacks for another seven or eight years because he just got jobbed - or jobbed himself by signing some ignorant ass prenup.

Right about now, I bet he's wishing he could void that like the New York Giants could void his contract tomorrow because it was a horrible agreement.

Speaking of which, I don't think I'm a fan of prenuptial agreements because they screw up the idea of a blissful, untainted union. But then again, how ofter are union's blissful and untainted these days? Not that often, so I understand why they're needed.

But aren't they supposed to protect you, not deplete you? Damn Strahan. Damn.