Fully-Fried: The Black Man’s Sequel to Half-Baked

Editor's Note: This is what happens when you end up wandering off into space during a boring meeting about nothing. Also, this is just a joke.

Synopsis: Three black graduate students come up with a series of fanatical schemes (stealing and selling fried chicken wings) to raise money for their tuition payments to stay on track to earn their degrees.

The Cast
Dave Chappelle .... Thurgood Jenkins
Kanye West …. Scarface
Sean Patrick Thomas .... Brian
Charlie Murphy .... Kenny Davis
Nia Long .... April Wingsmith (A Hooter's Girl & Thurgood's new girlfriend)
Anthony Anderson ... The Guy on the Couch
John Witherspoon .... Samson Simpson (Columbia's Chicken Wing Kingpin)

The Plot: It's the start of yet another semester at the University of Missouri-Columbia and three struggling graduate students (Thurgood, Scarface and Brian) are struggling to make ends meet aka they're trying to find a way to payoff last semester's tuition bill so that they can enroll for classes, get into their dorms after 11 p.m., eat at the campus dining halls and student charge their books.

There's a dillemma though because they used the tuition money they got from their parents (this really doesn't happen) to bail their friend Kenny Davis out of jail after he was arrested leaving a resturant, Hooters, without paying his bill. It was the third time that he had done so in the last year - he also had runins at Buffalo Wild Wings and Willie's (a CoMo thing) - thus his bail was set at $40,000.

The fellas scrounged together that cash, and got him out of jail. But all of their classes were dropped in the process. In order to get the money to pay off their bills, the guys devise a grand scheme to steal all of the fried chicken ( and assortments like hot sauce) in Columbia - from the grocery stores, Hooter's, BW3, Willie's, the Heidelberg, CJ's and anywhere else chicken wings are sold - and sell it once the demand for chicken wings is at an all-time high because they have the entire supply. Stay Tuned ...

(There's More to Come) ...