Overheard in the 'Zou

This is funny as hell, but wrong:

A MU Basketball Player has a conversation about needing a ride with a fellow Mizzou athlete -

Basketball player: Man I really need a ride.

Fellow Mizzou Athlete: Why don't you call (fired) coach (Quin) Snyder? I'm sure he could give you a ride. He's not busy.

Basketball Player: (French Connection UK) you!

Just wrong. Just Wrong. R.I.D. Quin (That's Rest in Durham).