It Supposedly Never Rains in SoCal

So my boy G-Money took his wife T-Money to California last week for a nice little hiatus from what we consider to be Kansas City-land.

They were visiting friends in the area for the second year in a row. They flew into San Jose, spent a day there and eventually made their way down the coast to the city of angels.

Once in LA, they made a stop at a breakfast joint on Sunset in Hollywood, a place frequented by the locals who are better known as celebrities who are full of themselves

G and T-money sat at their table, and low and behold, in walks who? None of than that dude named Luda. Ludacris happened to be accompanied by actor Hill Harper, who I personally happen to only really remember in the movie HavPlenty singing the ignorant ass tune "40 Ounces of Love."

Well, being the seasoned YBF twentysomethings that the they are, G and T-Money paid little attention to Luda and Hill. They knew who they were but acted as though they had no real desire to speak to them.

Then the waiter or waitress sait Luda and Hill in the booth next to the married couple almost like "Let's crowd all of the negros into one section in the restaurant" but not really.

The Monies still ignored them until Luda turned to say something to T-Money, who had just received two ginormus pancakes to eat from her server.

This prompted Luda to say to T-Money, "Those sure are some big pancakes. Where are you going to put those on that petite, cute little frame of yours?"

Forget whatever T-Money said in response. It didn't matter much because it instantly pissed G-Money off. Luda had hit on his wife like she was a groupie on the set of the "Stand Up" or "Move Bitch" or "MoneyMaker" video sets.

There were several things G-Money could have done including go D-Jay in Hustle & Flow on Luda. That would have been a story for the ages, one that would have had G-Money locked up like Akon in Africa.

Instead, he chose the high-ly sarcastic road.

"Hey Luda, so when Oprah had her forum on Don Imus, did you get an invitation?"

Luda simply said "no," hushed up and continued his conversation with Hill. They weren't heard from again and G-Money had successfully defended himself against a multimillionaire rap star, and kept said rap star from thinking he would make it rain on G-money's wife.

Like Saadiq and Co. said, "It never rains in Southern California."