Friday, February 01, 2008

Ask Men's Top 99

Ask Men recently came up with its 2008 list of the Top 99 Women, and of course, I went through and plucked out my favs. Here they are in order of appearance.

I disagree with where they are, of course, because these are my favs. So you also get an MPR (My Personal Ranking) from this list. Also, a few names that should be on here: Vanessa Simmons, Jurnee Smollet, Lauren London, Sharon Leal, Jill Marie Jones, Keesha Sharp, Thandie Newton, and Chrisette Michele. Those are off the dome. Yes, they're all black, but this list needs some more color.

Here's are my favs from the list. There are pics and links to each one's profile:


98. Kerry Washington.
For: I can't think of one reason not to have Kerry in the top ten. She's one of maybe five women in Hollywood I would want to mother my first born.
Against: I can't say anything bad, aside from I hope she doesn't shun my phone calls when I blow up.
My Personal Rating (MPR): 1.








77. Rashida Jones.
For: She's Quincy's daughter.
Against:
I know little else about her.
(MPR): 15.













63. Anne Hathaway.
For:
Should be considerably higher. Her eyes are majestic, and she is a brilliant actress.
Against: She's a little dorky, but you've gotta love a cute dork.
(MPR): 5.












62. Cassie.
For: For her one hit song.
Against: I can't remember the lyrics, only that catchy beat.
(MPR): 14.













39. Keira Knightley.
For: She apparently did her thing in Atonement, which I have yet to see.
Against: I haven't seen Atonement.
(MPR): 10.












35. Angelina Jolie.
For: S
he's Angelina Jolie.
Against: She with Brad.
(MPR): 8.












30. Alicia Keys.
For:
I've been fawning over her and her music since the 20th century.
Against: she keeps trying to do that Bob Marley thing and I want her to stop.
(MPR): 4.











28. Kim Kardashian.
For:
Have you seen her body? Have you seen her body in the homemade porn with Ray J?
Against: Have you seen her body in the homemade porn with Ray J?
(MPR): 6.











26. Penelope Cruz.
For:
Her voice is amazing.
Against: She dated Tom Cruise for a while. There's no telling what's going on in her head.
(MPR): 7.











16. Gisele Bundchen.
For:
Any woman with Tom Brady deserves to be on this list.
Against:
Because I can't spell her last name without looking. But I'm not against her or Tom come Sunday.
(MPR): 9.










15. Natalie Portman.
For:
Closer is still one of my fav films. There's something unique about her.
Against: She's almost too perfect.
(MPR): 13.












8. Rihanna.
For: She's grown on me. I've fallen for her style. I'm not a huge fan of her music/voice.
Against: People with this type of style scare/attract me. Note how scare came first. She's a whore of the blogs I frequent.
(MPR): 12.










6. Scarlett Johansson.
For: There's nothing wrong I can say about her. She's simply beautiful. She'd be in my top five white women, and in my top 10 women period.
Against: Word has it she's in the Derek Jeter chain.
(MPR): 3.










5. Jessica Alba.
For: See Scarlett.
Against: See Scarlett.
(MPR): 11.











4. Eva Mendes.
For:
Her face is pure. She's good in romantic comedies, and reason I've seen Hitch five times.
Against: No answer.
(MPR): 2.








Ask Men
's No. 1 was Katherine Heigl. She's cool and she's doing her thing right now with that 27 Dress flick. But probably wouldn't come near my top 20.