Thursday, March 02, 2006

Vibe Style: 20 Questions ...

1. What exactly is a laffy taffy, not the candy, and how do you shake it?
2. Is Jay-Z really "looking like he likes what he sees" when he checks up on Beyonce?
3. Does anybody realize that Flava Flav actually looks 50 times worse than he did in the early 90s?
4. Isn't Flavor of Love the worst, yet most entertaining, television show on VH1?
5. What would you do if somebody spit in your face?
6. If you're sprung, do you really have to follow that wacktose song up with I'm in Luv (Wit a Stripper)?
7. Doesn't T-Pain look like the third Ying Yang Twin?
8. Is Ying Yang really in this thang?
9. Was Kanye's Late Registration really the Rap Album of the year, or should that nod have gone to Common's Be?
10. Lyrically: Talib Kweli, Jay-Z or Common Sense?
11. Vocally: Alicia Keys, Beyonce or Mary J.?
12. Can Jay-Z and Nas co-exist?
13. Isn't Charlie Wilson a little to old to rock Cornrows?
14. When will rappers stop referencing Whitney and Bobby as an example of true love?
15. On that note, when will rappers stop "Cruising like Tom" as well?
16. Aren't you glad Ja Rule is off the scene so he can't yell "It's Murder" every five minutes?
17. How dumb is it to name a music label "Murder, Inc." in the first place?
18. Don't you wish Ashanti could have crawled into the hole with Ja before it blew up so you didn't have to hear the word "Baby" in another song?
19. Do you feel GWB should be impeached for lying to the American public about what he knew about Katrina before she truly became a bitch?
20. Don't you love the US-A (think Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security)?