Auto theft suspect: Age 8, under 4 feet

Easily the best story thus far this year. ... an 8-year-old third grader stole his teacher's car. I can't say much else. Just click here, and read about the newest member of the "Gone in 60 Seconds" crew.

Also, try to figure out this riddle ...
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Leave your answer in the comments section. I'll be back later with something else.

Peace,
D. Scott